Author: Zazu

Rating: PG

Pairings: 1+2

Warnings: Silliness, sap

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, nor do I own the characters. I have borrowed them here for some fun and creativity, and this is not for profit. I do, however, own the plot mentioned here and any instances that you may find similar to real life events are purely a coincidence.

Note: Un-betaed! I witnessed this real life experience, and simply linked it back to GW. ^___^'' Written in Duo's POV.

How to Startle Heero Yuy

There she goes again. The little girl never learns. But I suppose it's not a bad attitude to keep trying until you learn, right?

She's four years old, and her name is Meiling Chang. She giggled and clapped her own hands over her mouth to muffle the sound.

Heero was just walking from the washroom back to the kitchen and Meiling peeked around the corner of the living room entrance. Then she tiptoed quickly towards Heero.

I shouldn't say tiptoed I guess. But at least she wasn't stomping as loudly as she used to. Hey, this is the fourth time we've babysat Chang's daughter since we moved into this house and the fourth time she's tried this.

I was just coming down the stairs but the she were focused only on her target.

Heero hardly stumbled as she jumped a little and wrapped her arms around his waist, now giggling loudly. It was a cute sight, really.

"Awww, you're not scared!" she complained. "Again!"

Heero blinked as he untangled the girl's hands from his waist to see her. "No. I was. You startled me."

"Liar," she sang. "You're not scared!"

I should show her how it's really done. Standing quietly, I skipped the last step of the stairs because it tends to creak at times. Then I made my way quickly and quietly up to Heero's back and seized him by the shoulders.

He'd turned rapidly and in a second I was on my back on the ground. Still, that wasn't enough to stun me. I leaned up and kissed him, causing him to pull back, stunned.

"Duo!"

I sat up and winked at Meiling. "That's how you startle Uncle Heero," I informed her. "You gotta be quick and quiet, and you can't let him stun you back!"

Suddenly, Meiling jumped forward. Heero instinctively reached up to take her by the shoulders, but she had her little arms wrapped around his neck as she planted a kiss onto his lips.

Heero almost fell over backwards.

I fell over laughing.

"Is that right, Uncle Duo?" She asked.

I nodded, laughing at the red flush that tinged the tops of Heero's ears.

"Duo-" he growled.

I sat up, wiping a tear that squeezed out from the corner of my eye, then pulled her close to tickle her. "You got that right little Chang," I informed her. Then I gave her a stern look. "But those kisses are saved for me only." For emphasis, I grabbed Heero by the front of the shirt and planted another quick kiss onto his lips.

She tilted her head to the side as she studied me, then accepted the explanation. "Okay. Can I have a cookie?"

"You sure can, kiddo," I stood and ushered her into the kitchen. "We'll just leave Uncle Heero there to recover." I gestured to where Heero was now sitting in the hallway, staring after us with a hand to his lips. "You gotta give him some time, kiddo. Uncle Heero doesn't get startled much.

Meiling simply giggled in reply.

OWARI

**So this happened when I was at a friend's house. My friend's girlfriend came over and brought her little cousin since she needed babysitting and this is literally what happened! The little girl tried to jump onto him and scare him because of a game we had been playing earlier, so my friend's girlfriend demonstrated that exact move for the little girl. (Both my friends study martial arts; that's how they met, so that's literally what happened).

I was in the living room and it was the funniest thing to watch him flip her down and she just kissed him. Then the little girl...I was a peels of laughter for about five minutes. It took my friend about two minutes to gather his wits that he was just kissed by his girlfriend's little cousin. It was cute. Strange, but cute.

 

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